Starting Teh Adventure: Part 1

Stardate… automatic computer report to reconnaissance destination. Ship’s integrity has been breached, all systems are failing. Signaling SOS in rotations, terminal log out.

“Sir, I don’t shouldn’t Mr. Meyers know of Poochie’s fatal non-return?”


Hello World

Hello beautiful readers. This is the home of Poochie Cures Cancer. It is a writing project that’s been rattling around in my mind and bouncing off my friends, for almost a decade. I purport that it is the worst fan-fiction ever written, and now, by popular demand, I am bringing it to you.